A small window into my very vast amounts of spare time.

You don't have to take an interest... But it would be nice to be humoured =)

Monday, August 30, 2010

A Lul worthy adventure at Lulworth Castle


True story ^.^


See what I did there, with the title?

I thought it was good anyway.


I recently came back from Poole, and Oli's house. Whilst there, we went on an epic quest to do as little as possible. Sadly, this failed, as we were dragged off to the appropriately named "Lulworth Castle."

Whilst there, I decided to make my own documentary, that would give an indepth insight into the goings on in Lulworth castle.


Enjoy.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Has anyone seen my dignity?

Ok. I'm just going to write for a bit. 


Kay. My day started, with me going to sleep at 2 in the morning, waking up at 3 in the afternoon. For all those who are too lazy to work it out, thats 13 hours sleep. So. I woke up, staggered downstairs, and had some chocolate for breakfast...lunch...thingie.

I walk into the lounge, flick on the telly, and Countdown is on. Mum comes to watch it with me. We try to play the game along with the contestants, with varying success. (I did good =3)

So, towards the end of the program, the two contestants were locked in a dead heat.

They put up some letters. 

The contestants chew their pens and pretend to look busy.

The timer is up.

Host: "So, what have you got for us?"

Contestant: "Erm... nothing..."

Other Contestant: "Nothing."


At this, I laughed, as I had seen a word that could be made from the letters up there, but I did not voice it, because it was completely absurd. 


The smug women sat at the side, with their dictionary, and computer that does all the work for them, state that there is one word. I held my breath.


Smug women: "The possible word is "Noobie," which is a term used in online games and chat rooms, to describe someone who is, new to the game, or not very good."


At this moment, my world fell apart. That was of course, my word, but I never thought in a million years, that it would be accepted.

ONLY DAYTIME TELEVISION COULD DESECRATE EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR IN A 30 SECOND ROUND OF COUNT DOWN. 

Countdown just shouldn't go there. If it isn't bad enough that its day time television, is that it actually used that word. I mean, what...?

What has been watched, cannot be unwatched, but seriously. Come on. Really?

Has your show really become that desperate that you are willing to accept words that were invented by a NERD?

Its like God accepting Garry Glitter into heaven, because he likes his music. (We all know God wants to be a member of the gang.)

I mean, I know its still a word, but really? I thought countdown was only supposed to use REAL words? I'm sure that "Noobie" is not in the oxford dictionary. I'm sure of it. 

A part of me died that day, as did a large part of the gaming community. 

A lot of questions can be asked of that day. Why did I sleep for 13 hours? Why did I have chocolate for breakfast...lunch...thingie? And WHY did I then proceed to watch Countdown?

But, the real question is, WHAT THE FUCK COUNTFDOWN? What has become of your show? I thought you had standards! I thought you were cool! But no. No. You went there, and you just shouldn't have.

This relationship is OVER.

Fuck you Countdown. You have successfully made something that wasn't even that cool to start with, EVEN FUCKING GAYER.

Old ladies around the country (and myself) were reacting pretty much EXACTLY like this...


Countdown. I am DISSAPOINT.


Tuesday, July 20, 2010

When left to my own devices...

BLEUGH. URGHHHHHHHHHHH BORED AND TIREDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Ok. My day as follows.


Getting up:
The plan:
Get up at half 1, as per.

What actually happened:
Dad woke me up at 7. I was far from amused.

Gaming and such:
The plan:
Game until my eyeballs bled.

What actually happened:
Fuck all.

Food:
The Plan:
CHIPS.

What actually happened:
As per usual, I left it too late and the chippy was closed. SO. I gathered together every single piece of edible food that i could find, which consisted of frozen hash browns, sweetcorn, cheese, bacon, and eggs.
YES SPANISH OMELET! <3

After Food:
The Plan:
More gaming.

What actually happened:
I ended up writing a story about how I was raped by a tree. Please see bellow:

"Well, when I was going through my druid stage, I began talking to a fair few trees. It was all going great! All the nature, all that shit, Then it became clear... the trees had other ideas...They began to... tell me things... things they wanted to do... to me... This went on for about a week or so, when one of the trees, a silver birch, made his move. I slapped his hand away, but he just kept on groping... So I ran. Later that night, I heard a rustling outside my open window. I turned on the light, but it was just the wind blowing the branches of the silver birch outside my window. I turned the lights back off... And the tree came in through the window. 8 hours of relentless tree rape ensued."

I really hope you enjoyed that disturbing and fascinating tale. I will creatively answer any questions you may have about tree sex.
After more gaming:
The plan:
Take a break. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA. HAHAHA.

MOAR GAMING.

What actually happened:
Found out Steph got a nose piercing, and that KYLE IS A TWILIGHT FAG. What has been watched, cannot be unwatched Kyle.


Finally:
The Plan:
Blog

What actually happened:
I blogged. huh. weird.



Today did not go as planed, but left to my own devices, I did manage to keep myself alive, and write a very interesting tale of tree rape. Needless to say, I need to get out, get a life, and laid.

-And everyone shares a laugh.-


Monday, July 12, 2010

Ok Kyle, you can shut up now.

Ok. I was honestly in the middle of writing something worthwhile, when I got distracted by this conversation.

I apologise in advance if you don't find this funny, I found it HILARIOUS.

(>.")> Zach <(".<) says:
10

Krispy ♠ says:
10?

(>.")> Zach <(".<) says:
10.

Krispy ♠ says:
10?!

(>.")> Zach <(".<) says:
10
9

Krispy ♠ says:
WHATS HAPPENING

(>.")> Zach <(".<) says:
i dunno
i was saying numbers
cos i wanted to see what you would do with em

Krispy ♠ says:
they un neverved me

(>.")> Zach <(".<) says:
hmm
different people react different
differently
its kinda interesting
try it
with people
see what they do

Krispy ♠ says:
OKAY
Wait no
Im too tired

(>.")> Zach <(".<) says: <--- Notices that Kris has changed his dp to a picture of Zoe
i thought you might be
ooh
you are still zoe
AH
i remember

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ has been added to the conversation.

(>.")> Zoe <(".<) says: <--- Note the name change
erm?
★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:

N'yees?

Krispy ♠ says:
Guys...
What is this
I don't even

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:

Krispy ♠ says:
seriously I accidentally the whole conversation

(>.")> Zoe <(".<) says:
i dont understand

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Whaaaaaaaa?
We are all Zoe
Kris
Change your do back

Krispy ♠ says:
Oh game on

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
seriously
whats going on?

Zoeee! ♠ says: <--- and again
Heeeey

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
im actually quite confused
kris fuck off
i hate you
why are you doing this?
its not even funny

Zoeee! ♠ says:
what
I'm Zoe

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
I HATE YOU

Zoeee! ♠ says:
What are you talkign about

Ϟ ڶ.Ŧ. Ϟ <3 343<3 has been added to the conversation.

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
seriously
wtf

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Omg
Zach
Please
Not this again

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says: <--at this point, I have copied her name, and font

Zach please

Zoeee! ♠ says:
Whats even happening

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
stop it

JOANNA (: has been added to the conversation.

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
OMG

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
OMG

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
MIND FUCK

Zoeee! ♠ says:
THIS IS CONFUSING

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
MIND FUCK

JOANNA (: says:
?

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
Joanna

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
AHHHHHHH

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
he stole my name

JOANNA (: says:
yes?

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
WTF

JOANNA (: says:
who did?

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
Kris

JOANNA (: says:
Confused

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Joanna

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
Joanna

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
There is apparently 3 Zoe's in here

Zoeee! ♠ says:
WAIT
LETS GET A THIRD


Ash has been added to the conversation.

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
WHATS GOING ON

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
MIND FUCK
AHH
ZACH

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
ZACH STOP IT PLEASE

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
THE LAST TIME YOU DID THIS

Ash says:
WHAT IS GOING ON.

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
I SWEAR

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
ZACH SERIOUSLY
ITS NOT FUNNY

JOANNA (: says:
oh its zach
lol

Ash says:
You're using the wrong font Zoe

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
ZAAAAAAAACH

JOANNA (: says:
HEY ZACH

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
ZAAAAAAAAAAAACH

Ash says:
I mean Zach

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
STOP IT


krispyalmighty@hotmail.co.uk was added to the conversation. Handwriting is supported only with people on your contact list.


Krispy. Got my pogo stick! says:
HEYAA

Ash says:
Mind fucked.

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
OMg
Ash
They are pretending to be meee

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Lol

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
HONESTLY

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
JUSTIN
D:

Ash says:
Wait fuck, who said that.

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
ZACH
STOP IT

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
NOW THERE ARE 4

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
DON'T JOIN THIS BAND WAGON

Krispy. Got my pogo stick! says:
Suck mah pixie dick

Zoeee! ♠ says:
Yah chubby coon

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
D:

Beefamus <3 Loves <3 Alex-jade Jones R.I.P Dean Four Years Dean, Still Missing You! says:
what the fuc is gwarning?

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
IM GAY

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
LALALALALA

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
NOOOOOOOOO

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
LOOK HOW GAY I AM
WITH MY GAYNES

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
IM SO GAY ITS UNREAL

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
I ENJOY SEX WITH SHEEP.


elliot.choules@hotmail.com has been added to the conversation.

emmiloo360@hotmail.co.uk has been added to the conversation.

sophie_jones13@hotmail.co.uk has been added to the conversation.

tanya__1993@hotmail.co.uk has been added to the conversation.

lord_of_the_lanks@hotmail.com has been added to the conversation.

Frankiiieeeeee has been added to the conversation.

totally_sexy_me@hotmail.co.uk has been added to the conversation.

jordanrippon@hotmail.com has been added to the conversation.

Beefamus <3 Loves <3 Alex-jade Jones R.I.P Dean Four Years Dean, Still Missing You! has left the conversation.

Zoeee! ♠ says:
Fuck the what

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
I ENJOY SEX WITH ANIMNALS.

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Poo

Krispy. Got my pogo stick! says:
THE WHAT FUCK

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
OH GOD

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
WHAT THE FUCK
IS GOING ON

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
OH GOD THERE'S MORE

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
IM SO GAY
HELP ME

Frankiiieeeeee says:
huhhhH?

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
BALLOONS

Zoeee! ♠ says:
FUCK WHAT THE

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
OMFG

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
I enjoy the odd anal sex

Frankiiieeeeee says:
who the fuck r u

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
IM A STRAIGHT GIRL STUCK IN A GAY MANS BODY

Needs a decent day out tomorrow, anyone?? Sophia. says:
Ashhhhhhhh >.>

totally_sexy_me@hotmail.co.uk has left the conversation.

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

IM GAY

Krispy. Got my pogo stick! says:
SHIT OUT MY DICK

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
OMG

Jonathan. says:
shut up

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Jew

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
I can;t even tell who is me any more


JOANNA (: has left the conversation.

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
i hate puppies

TaniaTIGER! Let's go out and find some troubleee! says:
herp derp.

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Nah I can't either tbh.


Jonathan. has left the conversation.

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
i have hairy boobs

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Me too

Frankiiieeeeee has left the conversation.

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
I do not!


chris.upton@hotmail.co.uk has been added to the conversation.


★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Yes I do!

TaniaTIGER! Let's go out and find some troubleee! says:
can i touch them?

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Frankie has hair boobs.
Wut.

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
ZOE HAS HAIR BOOBS

Zoeee! ♠ says:
My vagina itches

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
She sure does

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
Tania, you could never get this, im way out of your league

Zoeee! ♠ says:
I think ill stick some fingers up there

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Sophia Jones? Or a different one?

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
SOPHIA
AHHHHHHH
THE LESBIAN

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
I HAVE HAIR BOOBS.

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Kris!
My vagina itches?

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
I HAVE HAIR BOOBS INDEED
ZACH STOP IT

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Who wants head?

Krispy. Got my pogo stick! says:
HA

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
EVERYONE

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:

Krispy. Got my pogo stick! says:
YOU ALL SAW
SHE ADMITTED IT

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Omg

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
WHO IS THE REAL ZOE?

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
ME

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
oh wait

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
FFS

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
ME

Krispy. Got my pogo stick! says:
I think its me

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
I'm right here.

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
IM THE REAL ZOEEEEEEE

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Fcpikjhsovlpjhnabgds

Zoeee! ♠ says:
It might be me I dont know

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
I'M THE REAL ZOEEEE

»» CHRISSY TING «« says:
I'm very confused

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Im the real zoe !

Zoeee! ♠ says:
No no no

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
JOANNA! I am! ERIN SHOUTED AT HER CAT. WE THOUGHT SHE WAS SHOUTING AT HER DAD! IT'S ME. ME ME ME.

Krispy. Got my pogo stick! says:
I am you idiots
I hate you all


★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Is she even here?

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
ZOE
I AM
WAIT

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says:
Holy shit.

Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: says:
WHAT


Needs a decent day out tomorrow, anyone?? Sophia. has left the conversation.

★ Zoe <3 656 <3 R.I.P Paul Gray ★ says: <--- Real Zoe.
omg
that was ridiculous


I had to cut this down, lots. It was allot longer, but it was too epic to go un-posted.
I would also like to thank you, for taking the time to read to the end.
The last few posts have been retarded, and I’ll try not to let this become the norm.
Promise.

Monday, July 5, 2010

The best things in life, are thought up on the spot.

Today, a game of EPIC PROPORTIONS was born.
All you need is a tennis ball, a fairly large table, and some quick thinking creative friends, who are up for a good laugh.

Ok. Set the scene.

It’s me, Kris, Smurf, and Heather sat round a table, with Greg sat just off to my left. Kris was sat across from me, Heather to my right, and Smurf at a diagonal to me.

The study area was deserted apart from us.

We had a tennis ball, and Kris rolled it across the table at me. I bounced it back, and in this fashion, we started a rally. Smurf then joined Kris at his side, and Heather at mine, and we had a doubles game. I gave Greg the role as our umpire, and told him he could make up the rules as saw fit.
After about 5 minutes of our umpire's random scoring, and my commentating, someone, (it may have been me, I can’t honestly remember) came up with the idea, that whenever you forced an error from someone else, you could introduce a rule of your own to the game, and everyone would have to abide by that rule. So, if someone said, for example, that every time you hit the ball to another player, you have to make a fart sound, you would get a table full of people palming a tennis ball to each other, making far noises at each other across a table.
So, you can either add a new rule to the table, OR get rid of someone else’s rule, so if you didn’t like making fart noises at the person sat across from you, then you could cut that rule out for the time being.

As the game progressed, we ended up standing on back to front chairs, with our elbows and heads glued to the table, making fart noises every time we hit the ball, and also saying a name that we thought you would name a black person after you made the fart noise. Hehe... farmer... ANYWAY.

It’s the perfect college game. No teacher would dare challenge you, because you look so terrifyingly retarded, and it’s SO MUCH FUN. However, the game does require a lot of creativity and quick thinking, but still, SO much fun to play.
I would highly recommend it to anyone.

This game has been christened, “The Rules Game”

This is EXACTLY how I imagined college would be.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

How Heroes should have ended.

Ok, I’m not really sure if this is blog worthy, but it did make me laugh, and it is fairly typical of me. Regardless, it should still make you chuckle.

WARNING: SEVERE TOILET HUMOR. DON’T JUDGE ME OR ILL CRY.


This is how, I would have ended heroes.

Much love for Joe, Phil, and Kyle, for not killing themselves when they heard my plotline.

Ok. My plotline is just as complex and convoluted as you would expect from heroes.
I won’t tell you how this came up in conversation, because it’s retarded.

Basically, at some point in season 2, I would have introduced a character, that would poop whatever he wanted. That was his special power. Now, this is where things get a little... typical.

Basically, he hangs around near airports a lot, so, whenever he is in trouble, he just poops out some plane tickets, and goes off on his merry way. During the final fight, against Sylar, because for some reason he is evil again... I think it was because he really wanted the pooping guy's power... I’d kill for that power...
Ok...final fight... so everyone is doing their fake laser beams and shit, and Sylar is all like "RAWR I’m gunna poop so much doom once I’m through molesting this young 15 year old cheerleader" so the guy who poops stuff is like, "Fuck this, I’m gunna poop my way out of trouble." so he poops himself some plane tickets. But, now here's the plot twist, he isn’t anywhere near an airport!
So, after Sylar has been temporally defeated, everyone turns to him, and is like, "Dude, you have to poop out a plane, or we are all gunna get the crap kicked out of us by invincible doom pooping Sylar!!!"
So, that’s the end of the first of the 2 part episodes. The second episode, is basically 20 minutes of all the decent heroes in heroes, trying to convince the lamest one to "poop out a plane," and he is coming up with all sorts of stupid demands. One of them is cake, so, Peter Patrelli teleports himself to a location where there is cake, and brings pooping guy back some. He enjoys the cake, and prepares for the biggest poop of his heroes career. Unfortunately, the cake gives him really bad constipation, so he can’t poop out the plain. At this point, they all lose their tempers with him, and force feed him hippo laxatives. Needless to say, he can’t keep the plane in.
So, they all board the plane, and it’s got everything. In-flight movies, fold up tables, cup holders!!! Everything. They are all ready to take off, (he pooped out a pilot too.) when there is a sudden cry from Hiro Nakamura, as he exclaims they can’t take off. Everyone looks at him, and asked what the hell could possibly be wrong?
"Dere ish now Worcestershire sauce fwavouwed pwetzewls!"
All the remaining characters look at each other, and do a deep intake of breath. Of course, takeoff would be impossible without the most basic of all plane necessities.
Then, Sylar, who has recovered in this time, comes in, grabs poop guy, who is still in the plane toilet, rips his head off, and eats his brain. Sylar now has pooping guys power!!! *Dun dun DUNNN*
Sylar then steps out onto the plain, and looks at everyone.
"I will take all of your powers one by one... there is no pooping guy to save you now..."
Unfortunately for Sylar, he could not control his new power, and unknown to him, he had not only taken pooping guy's power, but also his chronic diarrhea!!!
As he was thinking at that moment, about taking everyone’s powers, he immediately poops countless copies of all the heroes. Claire, thankfully, is naked, and has like HUGE BOOBS, cos Sylar was also a bit of a perv.
All the copies of all the heroes, then kick the living shit out of Sylar, and they all then fly off to Guantanamo bay, to have Sylar arrested. (This is before Barrack Obama shut it down)

Looking back, I think posting this will be a mistake. But then again... none of my creations shall go to waste... Even if they are clinically retarded.

Yes. I had a really immature moment.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Tired blogging at its best.

Too tired to write anything in depth, so instead, here is a video of how Harry Potter should have gone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mQaIMYIvYU

Just double click on the link, and enjoy...

I must say, thanks Kris, for showing me this. I haven't laughed SO HARD in such a long time.


I did have a brilliant day with Tash today though =)
Had the first proper gaming day since the beginning of college. Just what i needed.
Thanks Tash =)